My muppet cat, mupster, mups, side ways walking cat

A bundle of soft fur he a dog in cats clothing
a little bit well maybe a lot daft
he needs me to look after him
when in reality he looks after me
follows me everywhere in our flat
he sits on top of my computer like a tiger guarding his territory
He snores very loudly
Pick him up and cuddle him like a baby
this cat has more wisdom that most humans I know
he figured out that you never loved me
tried to tell me in his rejection of me
he loves to eat spiders and we hunt daddylonglegs together
he trully is a muppet cat that walks sideways