Mandymonalogue

Mandymonalogue

Two left feet that make two right feet
A clutsy fucker sorry if there no pint glasses left d'oh smashed another
A fucking drama queen its a more entertaining than Eastender's
Give me a few splifts and give me a stage I will be happy
A bloody gobshite with a mouth like a sewer
You can wash me mouth with all the soap in the world
there is only one way to shut my mouth
I got fucking tourettes
fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fucker cunting CUNT CUNT CUNT
Moater mouth with a powerful engine a chip monk on speed
Define irony?
a bunch of morons singing a song by band that died in an plane crash
on a hijacked plane or something like that
Don't control me I will tell you to fuck off
Kiss my big not so fat northern arse and put that in your pipe and smoke it
Stop me if you can I may need to pause for breath
I was born this way what's your fucking problem
I had 29 years 11 months and I can't really be arsed working out how many days to think of this
I may not care if you are listening
I'm just thinking out loud
I am happy I may get your attention when I want to jump into the TV
because the junk food looks nice and I got the munchies
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Am I bothered not really not anymore I never had a chip pan
why the fuck don't they do sausage dinner's and gravy down here
how the fuck can you make decent chippy chips without lard where the fun in that?
You can take the girl out of the north but not the north out of the girl
Bobby if you want to run around Cambridge naked that's ok by me!
Let it all hang out sweetheart
Watch them full moon's all the 'freaks' will come out and scream
Kate you are my pillow, my confident,
the most amazing person, fantastic mother, wonderful person and loyal trusting friend we all love you